God have mercy
The Faith Tones sing “Jesus Use Me”
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September 28th, 2008 at 8:45 pm
The higher the hair, the closer to JAY-sus!
September 28th, 2008 at 8:57 pm
If I looked like these mugs I’d let more than Jesus use me.
Is that Jay Leno with a wig?
September 28th, 2008 at 9:39 pm
Terrifying.
September 28th, 2008 at 10:15 pm
Can’t believe The Mothers’ FreakOut didn’t make the cut. Susie creamcheese, what’s got into you?
September 28th, 2008 at 11:40 pm
Is that Peter Sellers?
September 29th, 2008 at 8:35 am
The precursor to their more popular album “Come Inside Me Jesus”
September 29th, 2008 at 8:58 am
Are those female? Humans?
September 29th, 2008 at 10:51 pm
haaaaaaahahahahaha…these comments are priceless
September 30th, 2008 at 5:32 am
Wow! This is brutal.
September 30th, 2008 at 6:18 am
I’m Blind! I’m Blind !
September 30th, 2008 at 7:39 am
None of those are women. Even if they went on a make-over show they’d still end up as men with emotional problems.
If these three sang at me I’d convert to Islam immediately.
September 30th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
Not Kids In The Hall, but an amazing reproduction!
September 30th, 2008 at 8:20 pm
[…] This one’s a doozy. Keep away from open flames, girls! […]
October 1st, 2008 at 11:46 am
Brendan Fraser on the right much?
October 1st, 2008 at 12:56 pm
those must be wigs, right ?
October 1st, 2008 at 2:45 pm
Jesus use me… because nobody else will come anywhere near me
October 1st, 2008 at 2:49 pm
Actually, the one in the middle looks more like Jimmy Kimmel.
October 1st, 2008 at 3:30 pm
I’m confident that no chaperon was needed on this tour.
October 1st, 2008 at 5:12 pm
Their previous album was “Jesus Feed Me”…. and he did.
October 1st, 2008 at 6:12 pm
The one on the right has that look of having just stepped into the immediate path of an oncoming truck but not having quite processed the consequences of aforementioned action. Smash.
October 1st, 2008 at 6:55 pm
I’m in love for the first time, don’t you know it is going to last. It’s a love that will last forever its a love that has no past. So don’t let me down, don’t let me down!
October 1st, 2008 at 7:05 pm
You guys are just being mean. I think they are cute, especially the one with glasses
October 1st, 2008 at 7:09 pm
Mrs Miller proteges, no doubt
October 1st, 2008 at 7:15 pm
horrific
October 1st, 2008 at 7:31 pm
Yikes…They are some handsome sisters!
October 1st, 2008 at 7:39 pm
I was one of the roadies on their “Christ on the Cross-Country” tour. The middle one would usually yell “Jesus use me!” while in the throes of passion with a regular Jesuit groupie. She sure did love something, I don’t think it was the lord.
October 1st, 2008 at 8:38 pm
and Jeebus wept…
October 1st, 2008 at 8:39 pm
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October 1st, 2008 at 9:28 pm
Yes, def. crossdressers.
Which puts them then (and now) way out in the vanguard.
Give it up, Faith Tones.
Thanks for the LP coolness.
October 1st, 2008 at 10:10 pm
This is why, after Jesus comes back, if he wants to hear songs about himself, he’s going to hang out in the Black neighborhood.
TT
October 2nd, 2008 at 3:09 am
She’s a dude!
October 2nd, 2008 at 8:39 am
[…] God Have Mercy […]
October 2nd, 2008 at 9:18 am
The sidemen on “Mother’s Little Helper.” Dude! Make up and wigs ain’t no thang!
October 2nd, 2008 at 9:28 am
I wonder if Jesus ever took them up on that offer?
October 2nd, 2008 at 10:01 am
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October 2nd, 2008 at 11:13 am
No, it’s clearly Stephen Fry.
October 2nd, 2008 at 11:22 am
Hey it’s Keith Wigdor! Holy JAYSUS!
October 2nd, 2008 at 12:06 pm
That guy on the right is my ex-husband!
October 2nd, 2008 at 12:12 pm
I’d hit that one in the middle…
WITH A BRICK!
October 2nd, 2008 at 1:15 pm
“Ye are used”
October 2nd, 2008 at 1:28 pm
Let me guess, the one in the middle is the cute one all the boys fall for?
October 2nd, 2008 at 2:32 pm
Psychomar I was thinking the EXACT same thing.
October 2nd, 2008 at 2:37 pm
Those are men, baby!
October 2nd, 2008 at 2:38 pm
Compare them with the Braillettes whose cover is in the Web site of “Worst albums ever”
October 2nd, 2008 at 3:57 pm
Perhaps a new big budget movie starring Brendan Frazier, John Travolta and Drew Carey ?
October 2nd, 2008 at 4:09 pm
Thirty Helens agree: Baby-Blue Terrycloth and Big hair are “in” this season!
October 2nd, 2008 at 4:18 pm
Oh my G-D! Don’t they have mirrors or did the mirrors shatter when they looked into them?????
October 2nd, 2008 at 4:32 pm
What has been seen cannot be un-seen. Save me baby Jebus!!!
October 2nd, 2008 at 5:26 pm
Thanks so much for posting this! I thanked you on my own blog!
October 2nd, 2008 at 5:43 pm
I laughed like an idiot… priceless… I bet they’d make millions if they ditched the middle one though, doesn’t seem like true Jesus material
October 2nd, 2008 at 6:59 pm
Oh, thanks people. Do I make fun of your mom? Noooooo
October 2nd, 2008 at 7:37 pm
You can’t tell me that the one with the glasses isn’t giving birth to the AntiChrist..
October 2nd, 2008 at 7:39 pm
With a face only a deity could love
October 2nd, 2008 at 7:52 pm
Hey, I went to high school with those dudes. High hair school, that is. Hardee Har Har hearty hair hairy whooee phooeey hoo hoo poo poo doo doo phphphpht oh mamaphukeehuckeephukahuckasheat.
October 2nd, 2008 at 8:10 pm
No second coming now, fer sher…
October 2nd, 2008 at 8:27 pm
MY EYES…. IT BURNSS….. AARRGGHHHH
October 2nd, 2008 at 9:08 pm
LMAO at Oxhead’s comment!
October 2nd, 2008 at 9:12 pm
Beware! They are alien Coneheads in disguise. The hair is a coverup.
October 2nd, 2008 at 9:54 pm
If Jesus heard this album, he’d convert to Islam…
October 2nd, 2008 at 9:55 pm
That’s not a woman, that’s a man baby!
October 3rd, 2008 at 4:25 am
Lord have mercy…
>From LP Cover Lover…
October 3rd, 2008 at 4:26 am
Oh, poor Jesus!!!!
October 3rd, 2008 at 5:27 am
I´m crying out loud!…And thank god i´m from sweden, this could only happen in US??
October 3rd, 2008 at 7:50 am
A short list of anagrams for “The Faith Tones” — Fit to Heathens — Heathen of Tits — Fist to Heathen — Sheathe Fit Not — Faintest Hot, Eh — Hot Hen Fatties — Fattiest Hen Ho — A Heft Hoe Stint — A Heft Sho’en Tit — A Heft Tithes On — A Heft No Theist — Thine Sot a Heft — Hefts Hit a Note — A Heft’s Hot Nite — A Thief’s Tent Ho — That Finest Hoe–Heist Hat Often — Hat Feint Those — Hi Hat Oftenest — Tone Thief Shat — Fish Oath Tenet — Thin Feet Shoat — Fittest One Hah — Heft Shit A Tone — Heat Shit Often — Often Hates Hit.
October 3rd, 2008 at 7:50 am
I think I could work with the one on the left. I bet if she lost a little weight and got a hair cut she would be cute.
October 3rd, 2008 at 8:14 am
WWJD? He’d run like hell!
October 3rd, 2008 at 9:34 am
Are they barbers?
October 3rd, 2008 at 9:42 am
Use you? I wouldn’t even touch you if you were a leper. It looks like some bee’acth gave birth to a yeast infection. I’ve shot goobers out my nose that looked more appetizing.
October 3rd, 2008 at 11:21 am
Dude on the right looks like John Lithgow.
October 3rd, 2008 at 11:35 am
So the first title ” Jaws: The Musical” was dropped i see…
October 3rd, 2008 at 12:26 pm
Ok, from left to right: Brendan Fraser, Michael Ian Black, and Brian Posehn. Totally nailed it, right?
October 3rd, 2008 at 2:13 pm
Those ‘natural-look’ crash helmets never really caught on but they clearly found favor with the sixties transvestite scene.
October 3rd, 2008 at 6:39 pm
the one on the left is the most beautiful
October 3rd, 2008 at 9:28 pm
ewwwwwwwwwwww
October 4th, 2008 at 12:15 am
I would like to hear this record.
October 4th, 2008 at 9:16 am
#40 haaaaaa perfect
October 5th, 2008 at 1:55 am
#38 been_used says:
October 2nd, 2008 at 12:06 pm
That guy on the right is my ex-husband!
#39 ghghgh says:
October 2nd, 2008 at 12:12 pm
I’d hit that one in the middle…
WITH A BRICK!
#40 Jesus says:
October 2nd, 2008 at 1:15 pm
“Ye are usedâ€
haaaaaaaaaahahahahahaahahahahaha…you people kill me. 75 comments?? it’s a hit! praise the lord!
October 5th, 2008 at 10:56 am
hot damn i can almost see cleavage
October 6th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
what’s with the smocks they wear? is that all part of the cult outfit? did amy grant ever do a cover version?
October 6th, 2008 at 9:37 pm
dear lord they look like these guys:
Tobey McGuire: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001497/
Sean Astin: http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2455083008/tt0120737
Eddie Kaye Thomas: http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2902693376/nm0858776
October 8th, 2008 at 9:11 am
This is priceless!
The one on the right looks like Buddy Holly.
October 8th, 2008 at 11:15 am
Hep me Jebus
October 8th, 2008 at 2:01 pm
They must all be bald now. Hair is not made to survive that kind of trauma!
October 8th, 2008 at 10:09 pm
OMG…… it’s Trinity Broadcasting Network’s Jan Crouch times three on crack!!
October 8th, 2008 at 10:12 pm
RE: #64 bentonmeshnup says: “A short list of anagrams for “The Faith Tones†— Fit to Heathens — Heathen of Tits — Fist to Heathen — Sheathe Fit Not — Faintest Hot, Eh — Hot Hen Fatties — Fattiest Hen Ho — A Heft Hoe Stint — A Heft Sho’en Tit — A Heft Tithes On — A Heft No Theist — Thine Sot a Heft — Hefts Hit a Note — A Heft’s Hot Nite — A Thief’s Tent Ho — That Finest Hoe–Heist Hat Often — Hat Feint Those — Hi Hat Oftenest — Tone Thief Shat — Fish Oath Tenet — Thin Feet Shoat — Fittest One Hah — Heft Shit A Tone — Heat Shit Often — Often Hates Hit.”
Oh Jeezus H Keyhrist on a 3000 horsepower rocket-powered sled in the Nevada Test range! Those anagrams nearly had me pee’ing myself laughing!
October 12th, 2008 at 12:18 pm
Brotha on the right looks like Jeebus put a big ole’ stick up his butt.
October 18th, 2008 at 7:32 am
The tragic consequences of self abuse….
October 19th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
Wow, Christ, I can smell the Aqua Net…cough cough
October 20th, 2008 at 11:22 am
Missing a comma:
Jesus, USE ME!
October 20th, 2008 at 7:51 pm
I love bad record covers. I’ve featured this on my site.
No wonder Jesus is delaying the second coming, hell he wouldn’t have even had a first coming with this lot.
October 20th, 2008 at 10:32 pm
From left:
Rory Cochran:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0168262/
Phillip Seymour Hoffman:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000450/
John Lithgow
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001475/
October 21st, 2008 at 10:59 am
Oh HELL no!
Looks like Satan used them before Jesus did.
I think the one on the right is a young Joyce Drake of the infamous “Joyce” LP:
http://www.blackgemrecords.com/gallery/v/solditems/joyce.jpg.html
October 22nd, 2008 at 6:11 pm
Well if someone already has dibs on the one with glasses, then I guess I call the one with the Adams apple.
October 23rd, 2008 at 8:45 am
if you were worried about alien invasion…you can relax now
October 23rd, 2008 at 4:47 pm
Wow thats where the three stooges ended up…….sex change operations
October 23rd, 2008 at 4:48 pm
just think…….these are someones moms now….haha
October 23rd, 2008 at 7:01 pm
Big Hair = Big Scare! I bet if you hit all three hair-does with a mallet they would each ring a tone for Jesus. The Faith Domes!
October 23rd, 2008 at 9:48 pm
Those are some unfortunate-yet-accurate-looking representatives for Christianity.
Let’s face it, the only way all that “saving it for marriage” shit actually works, is when pussy looks like those turkeys up there. Jesus hates recreational sex, so he makes sure no one wants to have it by creating horrible monstrosities.
Haha, you know when you’re like 11yrs old and you ask your grandfather what your grandmother looked like when she was young? You always assume she started out okay and then just melted with time… The truth can be hard.
October 24th, 2008 at 10:47 am
Don’t flick that Bic lighter near these hotties, OK? They’ll be “blowed-up-real good”. Is this one in Ozzie Osbourne’s record collection? Ha Ha ha!
October 24th, 2008 at 12:17 pm
That’s it, I’m ditching my ACDC, Black Sabbath, & Led Zeppelin records for classics like Jumpin’ Jesus Flash, Stairway To Hell, and Ironman (Sees The Light).
PRAISE JAY-ZUS!
October 25th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
The one on the right looks like one of the Benny Hill guys (Henry McGee?) in drag.
October 26th, 2008 at 11:45 pm
Lets face it Jesus is their only hope for a date.
November 1st, 2008 at 1:25 pm
I sat here looking at them and drinking…..
after a while they don’t look that bad!
make me some more wine Jesus.
November 26th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
The Smart One, The Quiet One and the Other One.
December 8th, 2008 at 11:18 pm
no way man, this is not women, I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THEY ARE
January 6th, 2009 at 8:38 am
…And thus, Christianity collapsed as Jesus decided it was time to convert to Hinduism.
February 7th, 2009 at 9:37 pm
They look like waitresses from a 1970’s White Castle.
February 14th, 2009 at 6:38 pm
These three should go on tour with the “Five Neat Guys”. I’d love a backstage pass for that mess-up!
February 23rd, 2009 at 2:50 pm
Is this the original B-52″S ?? Do they do Rock Lobster??
February 24th, 2009 at 2:54 pm
The gal in the middle.. looks like Afred E. Neuman
March 28th, 2009 at 8:08 pm
From the Progressive Flo tryouts, the Progressive Insurance girl. These ‘girls’ didn’t make the first cut. Awwww.
April 23rd, 2009 at 5:33 am
the Bridegroom is arising, and soon he draweth nigh; go meet him as he cometh, with alleluias clear.”
April 23rd, 2009 at 8:27 pm
Holy sh…… the left one hair is bigger than her whole head…. that’s scary.
July 1st, 2009 at 6:12 pm
Those three guys must have lost a bet.
July 3rd, 2009 at 1:49 am
Yeah, Jesus sure used them – took one look and put the Second Coming WAY on hold. Gee, thanks, “girls.”
July 3rd, 2009 at 10:10 pm
Whoops, both #55 and #90 already did the second coming thing – sorry.
Another try:
Kim Jong Il Use Me
July 17th, 2009 at 2:13 am
Yes, I’m Jesus, what can I do for you…? AAAAAARRRRGGHH
August 5th, 2009 at 7:46 am
Wow! this is proof that alien beings believe in Jesus too!!
September 4th, 2009 at 7:09 am
The higher the hair the closer to God!
September 15th, 2009 at 6:17 am
Say Yay-Yuh!! HaaLayLewYah!! (hair courtesy of the Eva Gabor Fright Wig line)
November 7th, 2009 at 6:29 am
I can’t stop laughing!
My God what hair!
Jesus better use them nobody else will.
February 6th, 2010 at 8:56 am
ha..ha…. what a hair…
February 6th, 2010 at 8:57 am
fashionable at the time……what a old fashion
February 6th, 2010 at 8:59 am
ha..ha…. the old fashion
February 6th, 2010 at 12:27 pm
They toured with Joel Olsteen? Mother Angelica has ’em all beat!
April 22nd, 2010 at 5:16 am
LOL…
April 24th, 2010 at 3:41 pm
Jesus use me,
for what!
June 7th, 2010 at 10:58 pm
When God heard these freaks were tryin to “get ’em some of dat” from Jesus, he thought it was cool. Then, when he saw them, he exclaimed, “Jesus! Those girls are done all used UP!”
Amen, Halleeluyur.
June 26th, 2010 at 6:39 pm
I’m crying from laughing so hard. :DDD
August 16th, 2010 at 7:56 pm
If I live forever I’ll never get those images un-burned from my retinas.
August 19th, 2010 at 8:12 am
Thought the name of the album should be “Jesus HELP Me”
August 20th, 2010 at 9:23 am
my dick just jumped off my body and ran down the street screaming.
September 24th, 2010 at 7:10 pm
You are all so stupid. That was the look in those days. every decade there are changes people dress differently look differently act differently. ten years from now you will all look back on yourselves and say i cant beleive i look like that. Look at the way this generation dresses today ten years from now when they are more matured they will look back and say i cant beleive i used to look like that or dress like that..And for those of you who ar using the Lord’s name in vain! I am sorry for you. REPENT!
October 12th, 2010 at 5:13 pm
If the curtains look like that can you imagine taking a gander at the carpet? LOL
December 14th, 2010 at 7:47 pm
nice bro. thakz you
December 31st, 2010 at 2:52 am
Very nice post and straight to the point. I don’t know if this is really the best place to ask but do you guys have any ideea where to get some professional writers? Thanks in advance
April 23rd, 2011 at 9:24 pm
I guess this is an offer Jesus would decline.
October 8th, 2012 at 10:02 am
wait, the joke is those are guys right?
November 21st, 2012 at 5:46 am
The Smart One, The Quiet One and the Other One.
no way man, this is not women, I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THEY ARE
December 22nd, 2012 at 5:31 pm
It looks like each one of this trio took drastic measures and ‘trannied up’ to avoid being the chosen one for their villages annual wicker man sacrifice.
May 26th, 2013 at 1:19 pm
if you were worried about alien invasion…you can relax now
May 28th, 2013 at 7:36 am
They could not make the FOX NEWS Channel as anchors but MSNBC and CNN
are interested I hear!
August 8th, 2013 at 12:07 pm
Oh My !!! it’s Keith Wigdor !!!
September 22nd, 2015 at 8:33 pm
Some seller on eBay has made up t-shirts with this cover on it — another example of fame thru LpCoverLover
September 6th, 2018 at 1:42 pm
FWIW, if the source can be trusted, here they are, from the left:
Beverly Beecham (1938-?)
Vivian Wyler (1940-?)
Marie Samuels (1945-1974)
This Lp was released on Angelus Records in 1964 (WR 4802) and — no doubt in part to this very inclusion in LP Cover Lover — a copy sold on eBay for $214. By no means were they untalented, it would appear, and their final documented appearance was 26 october 1971.
“Jesus use me; Oh Lord, don’t refuse me,
For surely there’s a work that I can do;
And even though it’s humble, please help my will to crumble
Though the cost is great, I’ll work for thee. “
September 6th, 2018 at 2:17 pm
And as quickly as all that, the info has proved false.
See: http://jbw53191.blogspot.com/2013/01/the-faith-tones-saga-continues.html
Now it gives their names as:
Marilyn Seidler
Becky Seidler
Rosalie Wolff
I am not going to read any more about them there as the poster may be still gilding the lily, but he does claim to have posted the Lp’s content on YouTube. His original post has proliferated all thru the Internet, one more reason to hate blogs.
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