I was one of the roadies on their “Christ on the Cross-Country” tour. The middle one would usually yell “Jesus use me!” while in the throes of passion with a regular Jesuit groupie. She sure did love something, I don’t think it was the lord.
A short list of anagrams for “The Faith Tones” — Fit to Heathens — Heathen of Tits — Fist to Heathen — Sheathe Fit Not — Faintest Hot, Eh — Hot Hen Fatties — Fattiest Hen Ho — A Heft Hoe Stint — A Heft Sho’en Tit — A Heft Tithes On — A Heft No Theist — Thine Sot a Heft — Hefts Hit a Note — A Heft’s Hot Nite — A Thief’s Tent Ho — That Finest Hoe–Heist Hat Often — Hat Feint Those — Hi Hat Oftenest — Tone Thief Shat — Fish Oath Tenet — Thin Feet Shoat — Fittest One Hah — Heft Shit A Tone — Heat Shit Often — Often Hates Hit.
RE: #64 bentonmeshnup says: “A short list of anagrams for â€œThe Faith Tonesâ€ â€” Fit to Heathens â€” Heathen of Tits â€” Fist to Heathen â€” Sheathe Fit Not â€” Faintest Hot, Eh â€” Hot Hen Fatties â€” Fattiest Hen Ho â€” A Heft Hoe Stint â€” A Heft Shoâ€™en Tit â€” A Heft Tithes On â€” A Heft No Theist â€” Thine Sot a Heft â€” Hefts Hit a Note â€” A Heftâ€™s Hot Nite â€” A Thiefâ€™s Tent Ho â€” That Finest Hoeâ€“Heist Hat Often â€” Hat Feint Those â€” Hi Hat Oftenest â€” Tone Thief Shat â€” Fish Oath Tenet â€” Thin Feet Shoat â€” Fittest One Hah â€” Heft Shit A Tone â€” Heat Shit Often â€” Often Hates Hit.”
Oh Jeezus H Keyhrist on a 3000 horsepower rocket-powered sled in the Nevada Test range! Those anagrams nearly had me pee’ing myself laughing!
Those are some unfortunate-yet-accurate-looking representatives for Christianity.
Let’s face it, the only way all that “saving it for marriage” shit actually works, is when pussy looks like those turkeys up there. Jesus hates recreational sex, so he makes sure no one wants to have it by creating horrible monstrosities.
Haha, you know when you’re like 11yrs old and you ask your grandfather what your grandmother looked like when she was young? You always assume she started out okay and then just melted with time… The truth can be hard.
You are all so stupid. That was the look in those days. every decade there are changes people dress differently look differently act differently. ten years from now you will all look back on yourselves and say i cant beleive i look like that. Look at the way this generation dresses today ten years from now when they are more matured they will look back and say i cant beleive i used to look like that or dress like that..And for those of you who ar using the Lord’s name in vain! I am sorry for you. REPENT!