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“For Adults Only” Kent Records, 1969. This is actually a raunchy blues album by Johnny Otis and his son guitarist Shuggie “Inspiration Information” Otis, (thirteen at the time), and vocalist Delmar “Mighty Mouth” Evans under assumed names. The cover looks like R. Crumb, but I read somewhere that  Johnny Otis did it (?). This album was “Rated X” and sold in Adult Bookstores.

After “Signifyin’ Monkey,” (which also opens the classic Otis blues LP “Cold Shot”), “Snatch” continues with other examples of classic toasts “Poolshootin Monkey,” (here as “Signifyin Monkey part 2″) and “Hey, Shine” (a Bo Diddley beat with the melody of Otis’ own “Willie and the Hand Jive,) and “Stack a Lee”. “Dirty Dozens” (aka “Yass Yass Yass”) is a classic.

Another outrageous release from those come freaks at Funky Finger Records. “Hollywood’s Come Freaks Copping Joints Galore!!” A triple-X, Audio Stag sex spoof.

“Barbara…Many Nights of Pure Pleasure” “Never Before! Sexciting, Satirical, Erotic Drama and Dialogue…!” “Rated XXX” “Sex!! Language with Red Hot Action!” “Warning: Sexual Recording of an Adult Nature. This Album is not intended for minors and under no circumstances are they to hear it or possess it.”

“I don’t care if it’s a man or a woman I’m in bed with, so long as we have sex.” And so starts the bizarre story of Barbara, a prostitute, initiated into her licentious life by forced sex with her father at the age of 12. Listen to the detailed account of her life story, told in full dramatization by a highly experienced cast.”

Chucha La Loca “Una Chucha Gorda”! Chucha 104 Can you love just half a cover?

Liz Lyons “Up Your Ass”  Live at the Club Monacco  (1975)  This one is signed on the front:  “To Debbie and Vaughn, Enjoy me. - Liz Lyons”  From the liner notes above (yes, I thought you should see the rear):  The critics rave:  “When this kitten lays one on you, you know you’ve been laid…on” and “I laughed so hard I fell off my wife and broke my arm.”

Another “Chucha La Loca” sex record.

“Take It Out Of This” Auntie Tina Dixon on Laff Records.

On “Black-Rated” Plain Talkin’ Records here’s Black Dick!  The THREE-record set “Black Dick For President”

“Vote for the Black Dick Party” and “Black Dick will set you free!”  Register today and campaign tomorrow.

A black dick in the white house!?

Hear about Sheila, the town’s most outstanding school teacher who secretly likes to “goof off at muff-diving shindigs”!! And many more “sexciting” stag stories.

“I Heard It At The Barber Shop!” By Al Sparks “The Funky Barber! (Only $5.98 back in the day). “For Adults Only.”

Laff Records “Dynamite’s Soul Christmas”

Stag Party Record #8 “A Night In Bedlam” featuring wild party songs. FAX Records. These adult comedy records were sold with a sticker covering each nude cover model’s nipples. Removing the adhesive strip without tearing the cover was always a challenge. But somehow a pleasurable one.

Shocking! Turning the Zodiac into a chart of afro-topped couples in sexual positions! Like a black John and Yoko (though clearly not “Two Virgins.”). The best is that this guy’s face is photoshopped onto mandingo’s body.  You can listen to some of this here.

Some bozo always gets the girl. Jim spends 300 days a year on the road with the circus. Cheap hotels, bad meals, long drives. The pay is lousy, but there are times when just seeing the expression on some kid’s face makes it all worthwhile.

“Sounds of Discipline”

Yes, this is real. Out of Anvil Studios, Hollywood, CA. A sticker on the back says:

“WHIPSMEN, WHAT DID IT TAKE?” “Well, we took a leather strap, two riding crops, a cat ship, two lengths of heavy rubber hose (ed. note: dare I go on!?)… a buggy whip, and a torture rack. We put them in a dungeon alive with swingers. From there came the sounds of pain and pleasure. So here it is: You will have fun with it. Some people just like to listen to it!”

You can here this record at WFMU.com