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“Secrets of Successful Varmint Calling” by Johnny Stewart From 1957 out of Waco, Texas
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“Secrets of Successful Varmint Calling” by Johnny Stewart From 1957 out of Waco, Texas

HOW TO: “Stop Smoking by Cole” An exhilarating technique! Check out the smoking skull! Looks more like an exorcism.

J.P Teaches You To Rock!! (Columbia Records)
Step 1. The overexcited greeting
Step 2. A little air guitar
Step 3. Laugh at a joke
Step 4. Lay your cards on the table
Step 5. “I’m totally broke!”
Step 6: Always finish with Jazz Hands…


“Hear How To Play Better Baseball” Listen to the fine points of America’s national game taught by Ralph Houk, Manager of the New York Yankees! Carlton Records “Hear How” Series (It’s game two of the World Series – 7th inning and the Yanks lead 3-1)

“Let’s Make Music” A Child’s Introduction to Rhythm and Melody with Ann Callender and Margaret Harmsworth Wonderland Records

“Law, You and NARCOTICS” Walter E. Hurst One of a series of do-it-yourself legal topics on Law-U Records.


“Sexual I.Q. Test” (1972) Score YOURSELF. Recommended for GROUP PARTICIPATION as well as individual (editor’s note: !). “100 intimate questions to PROBE your sex life.” “Asks you about: Your Sexual Attitudes – Your Sexual Technique – Lovemaking, Intercourse, THE ORGASM and You – ORAL Sex, Erotica and Fantasy” “Learn … whether you are sexually superior, sexually average or sexually below average. Learn about your loved ones and friends as well” (editor’s note: !) Sample question: “It arouses me sexually to see my sex partner naked” True or False (editor’s note: !)

“You Be A Disc Jockey” Cameo Records “Commercials – Interviews – Jingles – Weather Report – Time Check – Script” U B A DJ! Learn how to put the record on! Drop the needle! Use the mic!
(And you’ll hear the truth behind the secret world of real-life, pay-to-play DJs! Here’s your chance to make extra money, coke, gifts, tickets, and hookers from record promoters peddling their sides.)

‘A Stay-At-Home-Do-It-Yourself Pilgrimage to Lourdes” The Rev. Dr. Frederic J. Nelson, Tour Guide. For armchair, er, wheel chair, travelers. Courtesy of Lp cover lover, Art Scott.