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Just say no

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Come together

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Hear How to Achieve SEXUAL HARMONY in Marriage. Are we to think this married couple just had good sex then decided to push the kids on the swings? Is that even his wife!? Is he hitting on his neighbor’s wife at the playground in the middle of a weekday afternoon?

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Pussy footin’

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Just a suggestion, but STOP SMOKING!

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The butcher cover

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And quite rare (sorry!).

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Red, white and you

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How to Play Baseball by Joe E. Brown

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“That’s right Jimmy, that’s called pocket pool”

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First get them alone in separate rooms. Make sure you can see their hands. Sit them down …

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Julie Newmar

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A “how to” record every guy needs. This is Julie Newmar, a fifties pin-up queen and men’s mag mainstay. In the sixties she became Batwoman on the TV series “Batman”. Like the Bettie Page, a staple of any cheesecake collection.

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