How to rock in six easy steps

October 31st, 2009 in 10", Dance, How to, Little People, Wanted Records by lpcoverlover | 5 Comments

J.P Teaches You To Rock!! (Columbia Records)

Step 1.   The overexcited greeting

Step 2.   A little air guitar

Step 3.   Laugh at a joke

Step 4.   Lay your cards on the table

Step 5.   “I’m totally broke!”

Step 6:   Always finish with Jazz Hands…

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5 Comments

1. #1 glauberovsky says:
   November 11th, 2009 at 10:32 am

   “always finish with jazz hands” hahahahahahahaha

2. #2 Alan R. Henry says:
   November 12th, 2009 at 2:40 pm

   Rock and Roll with Balki Bartokomous.

3. #3 Father Guido Sardinecan says:
   January 6th, 2014 at 10:25 pm

   Looks more like “J.P. Teaches You To CARRY A Rock” (and a heavy one at that).

4. #4 VVVU Music says:
   January 7th, 2014 at 12:24 pm

   Looks more like J.P. is ready to hump whatever comes his way.

5. #5 sRw says:
   January 7th, 2014 at 5:27 pm

   take some milk of magnesia, J.P., you’ll probably be OK in the morning…