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God have mercy

September 28th, 2008 in For Heaven's Sake by lpcoverlover | 148 Comments

The Faith Tones sing “Jesus Use Me”

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  1. #1 Donna Lethal says:
    October 25th, 2008 at 1:49 pm

    The one on the right looks like one of the Benny Hill guys (Henry McGee?) in drag.

  2. #2 xtabay says:
    October 26th, 2008 at 11:45 pm

    Lets face it Jesus is their only hope for a date.

  3. #3 Doug says:
    November 1st, 2008 at 1:25 pm

    I sat here looking at them and drinking…..

    after a while they don’t look that bad!

    make me some more wine Jesus.

  4. #4 herman_the_german says:
    November 26th, 2008 at 4:13 pm

    The Smart One, The Quiet One and the Other One.

  5. #5 rob doomsday says:
    December 8th, 2008 at 11:18 pm

    no way man, this is not women, I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THEY ARE

  6. #6 Me a moi says:
    January 6th, 2009 at 8:38 am

    …And thus, Christianity collapsed as Jesus decided it was time to convert to Hinduism.

  7. #7 bob says:
    February 7th, 2009 at 9:37 pm

    They look like waitresses from a 1970’s White Castle.

  8. #8 Dave says:
    February 14th, 2009 at 6:38 pm

    These three should go on tour with the “Five Neat Guys”. I’d love a backstage pass for that mess-up!

  9. #9 mike says:
    February 23rd, 2009 at 2:50 pm

    Is this the original B-52″S ?? Do they do Rock Lobster??

  10. #10 mike says:
    February 24th, 2009 at 2:54 pm

    The gal in the middle.. looks like Afred E. Neuman

  11. #11 BobS says:
    March 28th, 2009 at 8:08 pm

    From the Progressive Flo tryouts, the Progressive Insurance girl. These ‘girls’ didn’t make the first cut. Awwww.

  12. #12 Laurie says:
    April 23rd, 2009 at 5:33 am

    the Bridegroom is arising, and soon he draweth nigh; go meet him as he cometh, with alleluias clear.”

  13. #13 nmlss says:
    April 23rd, 2009 at 8:27 pm

    Holy sh…… the left one hair is bigger than her whole head…. that’s scary.

  14. #14 Vinny says:
    July 1st, 2009 at 6:12 pm

    Those three guys must have lost a bet.

  15. #15 tripbeetle says:
    July 3rd, 2009 at 1:49 am

    Yeah, Jesus sure used them – took one look and put the Second Coming WAY on hold. Gee, thanks, “girls.”

  16. #16 tripbeetle says:
    July 3rd, 2009 at 10:10 pm

    Whoops, both #55 and #90 already did the second coming thing – sorry.
    Another try:

    Kim Jong Il Use Me

  17. #17 Fucknose says:
    July 17th, 2009 at 2:13 am

    Yes, I’m Jesus, what can I do for you…? AAAAAARRRRGGHH

  18. #18 jim blunt says:
    August 5th, 2009 at 7:46 am

    Wow! this is proof that alien beings believe in Jesus too!!

  19. #19 Carrina says:
    September 4th, 2009 at 7:09 am

    The higher the hair the closer to God!

  20. #20 Alan R. Henry says:
    September 15th, 2009 at 6:17 am

    Say Yay-Yuh!! HaaLayLewYah!! (hair courtesy of the Eva Gabor Fright Wig line)

  21. #21 Charles says:
    November 7th, 2009 at 6:29 am

    I can’t stop laughing!
    My God what hair!
    Jesus better use them nobody else will.

  22. #22 zone says:
    February 6th, 2010 at 8:56 am

    ha..ha…. what a hair…

  23. #23 zicko says:
    February 6th, 2010 at 8:57 am

    fashionable at the time……what a old fashion

  24. #24 zicko says:
    February 6th, 2010 at 8:59 am

    ha..ha…. the old fashion

  25. #25 ~Red x Baron~ says:
    February 6th, 2010 at 12:27 pm

    They toured with Joel Olsteen? Mother Angelica has ’em all beat!

  26. #26 ftfmarket says:
    April 22nd, 2010 at 5:16 am

    LOL…

  27. #27 by me a mercedes benz says:
    April 24th, 2010 at 3:41 pm

    Jesus use me,

    for what!

  28. #28 zimmykilledjoan says:
    June 7th, 2010 at 10:58 pm

    When God heard these freaks were tryin to “get ’em some of dat” from Jesus, he thought it was cool. Then, when he saw them, he exclaimed, “Jesus! Those girls are done all used UP!”

    Amen, Halleeluyur.

  29. #29 Heather says:
    June 26th, 2010 at 6:39 pm

    I’m crying from laughing so hard. :DDD

  30. #30 shineOn says:
    August 16th, 2010 at 7:56 pm

    If I live forever I’ll never get those images un-burned from my retinas.

  31. #31 BD says:
    August 19th, 2010 at 8:12 am

    Thought the name of the album should be “Jesus HELP Me”

  32. #32 docwyoming says:
    August 20th, 2010 at 9:23 am

    my dick just jumped off my body and ran down the street screaming.

  33. #33 Samuel Johnson says:
    September 24th, 2010 at 7:10 pm

    You are all so stupid. That was the look in those days. every decade there are changes people dress differently look differently act differently. ten years from now you will all look back on yourselves and say i cant beleive i look like that. Look at the way this generation dresses today ten years from now when they are more matured they will look back and say i cant beleive i used to look like that or dress like that..And for those of you who ar using the Lord’s name in vain! I am sorry for you. REPENT!

  34. #34 lustyirish says:
    October 12th, 2010 at 5:13 pm

    If the curtains look like that can you imagine taking a gander at the carpet? LOL

  35. #35 bowo says:
    December 14th, 2010 at 7:47 pm

    nice bro. thakz you

  36. #36 Charmain Zader says:
    December 31st, 2010 at 2:52 am

    Very nice post and straight to the point. I don’t know if this is really the best place to ask but do you guys have any ideea where to get some professional writers? Thanks in advance 🙂

  37. #37 Ooba Dooba Man says:
    April 23rd, 2011 at 9:24 pm

    I guess this is an offer Jesus would decline.

  38. #38 rb says:
    October 8th, 2012 at 10:02 am

    wait, the joke is those are guys right?

  39. #39 Adam says:
    November 21st, 2012 at 5:46 am

    The Smart One, The Quiet One and the Other One.
    no way man, this is not women, I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THEY ARE

  40. #40 Gazzer says:
    December 22nd, 2012 at 5:31 pm

    It looks like each one of this trio took drastic measures and ‘trannied up’ to avoid being the chosen one for their villages annual wicker man sacrifice.

  41. #41 obat saraf terjepit says:
    May 26th, 2013 at 1:19 pm

    if you were worried about alien invasion…you can relax now

  42. #42 ~Red x Baron~ says:
    May 28th, 2013 at 7:36 am

    They could not make the FOX NEWS Channel as anchors but MSNBC and CNN
    are interested I hear!

  43. #43 Peteet Peytuniah says:
    August 8th, 2013 at 12:07 pm

    Oh My !!! it’s Keith Wigdor !!!

  44. #44 sRw '66 says:
    September 22nd, 2015 at 8:33 pm

    Some seller on eBay has made up t-shirts with this cover on it — another example of fame thru LpCoverLover

  45. #45 sRw '66 says:
    September 6th, 2018 at 1:42 pm

    FWIW, if the source can be trusted, here they are, from the left:

    Beverly Beecham (1938-?)
    Vivian Wyler (1940-?)
    Marie Samuels (1945-1974)

    This Lp was released on Angelus Records in 1964 (WR 4802) and — no doubt in part to this very inclusion in LP Cover Lover — a copy sold on eBay for $214. By no means were they untalented, it would appear, and their final documented appearance was 26 october 1971.

    “Jesus use me; Oh Lord, don’t refuse me,
    For surely there’s a work that I can do;
    And even though it’s humble, please help my will to crumble
    Though the cost is great, I’ll work for thee. “

  46. #46 sRw '66 says:
    September 6th, 2018 at 2:17 pm

    And as quickly as all that, the info has proved false.

    See: http://jbw53191.blogspot.com/2013/01/the-faith-tones-saga-continues.html

    Now it gives their names as:

    Marilyn Seidler
    Becky Seidler
    Rosalie Wolff

    I am not going to read any more about them there as the poster may be still gilding the lily, but he does claim to have posted the Lp’s content on YouTube. His original post has proliferated all thru the Internet, one more reason to hate blogs.

  47. #47 Bk8 says:
    January 14th, 2022 at 11:08 am

    Thanks for your article brother

  48. #48 Hoki88 says:
    January 14th, 2022 at 11:09 am

    Nice for your sharing

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