Some bozo always gets the girl. Jim spends 300 days a year on the road with the circus. Cheap hotels, bad meals, long drives. The pay is lousy, but there are times when just seeing the expression on some kid’s face makes it all worthwhile.

“Sounds of Discipline”

Yes, this is real. Out of Anvil Studios, Hollywood, CA. A sticker on the back says:

“WHIPSMEN, WHAT DID IT TAKE?” “Well, we took a leather strap, two riding crops, a cat ship, two lengths of heavy rubber hose (ed. note: dare I go on!?)… a buggy whip, and a torture rack. We put them in a dungeon alive with swingers. From there came the sounds of pain and pleasure. So here it is: You will have fun with it. Some people just like to listen to it!”

You can hear this record at WFMU.com

The Chuca La Loca series of adult records from Mexico has the craziest nude covers I know. Collect them all!

These Audio Stag records were sold by mail order or from behind the counter at sex shops in Times Square, etc.

This one is really bizarre. Putting a comic book superhero on a cover with a naked woman is something you won’t see in most record store racks. Good thing as this could freak out a young Batman fan. The drawing of Batman is bad and the nude unattractive giving the overall presentation a sleazy, low-budget appeal.

Here’s one to offend. Everyone has groupies I guess!