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Thy neighbors’ wives

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Here’s a three-disc set of sex records that until recently was on my want list.   Thanks to Tony for tracking down this set for me!   Sick.   Depraved.   Morally bankrupt.   Sleazy.   Slutty.   Real life swingers!   Horny suburban housewives!   Sex-crazed neighbors lusting after tennis club MILFs.   Swap-hungry cougars ready to throw their keys in the bowl and hook up at Friday night orgies.   Hear the “actual sounds” – “sighs, moans and feelings of sexual love in many of it’s variations.”   On KONTACT Records.   You couldn’t get these at your local Discomat or Sam Goody’s – these were strictly behind-the-counter, sex shop buys or back-of-men’s magazine mail orders.

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Solo para adultos

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Coco Martinez   Diablo Records

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Gross prophet

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“Calling All Freaks!”   Tina Dixon   Laff Records     “How’d you like to stick your pin in that cushion?”

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Peeper boy

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Discos Picaros   “Colorin Colorao! por La Palanca”   Chistes Solo para Adultos     (Seems silly to be peeking through the keyhole when there’s a giant window right there.)

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Marlboro cuntry

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“AC DC”     “Warning:   The Surgeon General Has Determined that Cigarette Smoking is Dangerous to Your Health”   “But sex is not injurious to your health” ($2.98)   On Screw Records.   This is even more shocking in real life.   I never knew where to file it, so I just put it next to my AC/DC albums.

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Breast implants

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“Nasty and Naughty”   Richard and Willie   Dooto Records   “For Adults Only”

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Leave it to beaver

Another far out porno cover from the Chucha La Loca series from Mexico.

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California dreaming

“Solo Para Adultos!”   “Una Despedida de Sotera”   Diablo Records   (What’s the bride holding?)

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Bob, Carol, Harry and Linda

“The Dirtiest Sluts in Plainsville”   Audio Stag Records   “Hear and Meet These Horny Bangers”   Carol (“A married nympho with the fastest tongue in town…). Linda (“Carols perverted bang buddy…). Bob and Harry (“The both get laid out of their hump-lovin’ minds by Carol and Linda”).   “A Dramatic Satirical Stag Story.   Sounds So Real You’ll Think You Were There”   Rated XXX.

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Yahoo! travel

Here’s one of a series of records “Cities At Night” that visits the red light districts, after hours clubs and pick-up joints of international cities including Hamburg, London, Tijuana, etc.   Collect them all.   “Your passport to the people and places of pleasure!”   Includes a track that promises to let you hear the sounds of “being hustled by two Stockhom Prostitutes posing as models!”   “It’s all here, ready willing and yours for the taking”

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