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“Sex Sax”   Moacyr Silva e Seu Sax de Ouro   (Brazilian wax)   Check out that crazy font!

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Hands touching hands

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“US”   A self-help album for married couples from the “Family Enrichment Bureau”.   Lectures by author (“The Male Mystique”) and Bureau Director Urban Steinmetz

Side 1:   “Married Life”   ( Marriage has five stages.   The honeymoon stage; disillusionment; misery; the time of awakening; and the time of love.)

Side 2:   “The Many Meanings of Sexual Intercourse”   (“Sex is never the problem in a marriage.   It’s just the experience where all our other problems seem to come into focus.”)

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Sex kittens

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Sex-Sex-Sex by Sexy and Hexy and The Sweet Sound of Love   EWG Records Germany

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For business travelers with an expense account

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“Sex and Sin of Frankfurt, Germany”   Your passport to the people and places of pleasure!   Recorded live in Frankfurt.   One of the “Cities of the Night” series of L.R. O’Conners perverted Tourist Guides.

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Where there’s a dill, there’s a way

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Betsy & Jo “Kom-Kom-Mertie”   and “Schuif Toch Jeti”   OJEE Records

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“Doctor, doctor, gimme the news…

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Dr. Fishbein Talks to a Growing Girl   “A thoughtful discussion for children and their parents from America’s Dean of Physicians.”

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I must be a genius!

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“Sexual I.Q. Test”   (1972) Score YOURSELF.   Recommended for GROUP PARTICIPATION as well as individual (editor’s note: !).   “100 intimate questions to PROBE your sex life.” “Asks you about: Your Sexual Attitudes – Your Sexual Technique – Lovemaking, Intercourse, THE ORGASM and You – ORAL Sex, Erotica and Fantasy”   “Learn … whether you are sexually superior, sexually average or sexually below average.   Learn about your loved ones and friends as well” (editor’s note: !)   Sample question:   “It arouses me sexually to see my sex partner naked”   True or False   (editor’s note: !)

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Bring to a slow boil and stir

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“Instant Sex”   Que Records   Sexsational Songs Sung by Madame Mame   Check out the song titles!!   Including the very subtle, single entendre, “I Wanna Do It Right Now”   This one is “For Mature People”   (I’m not sure that’s true really.)

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Love, Cristine

Cristine “Miss X”   A Stateside single

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Lower. Harder. Deeper.

“Music to Massage Your Mate By”     With this “explicitly illustrated” “instruction” booklet!   Thinly discussed soft porn, smuggled into the house in a record sleeve.   (Funny, I used to have to smuggle records in!)   Doesn’t she looked thrilled.

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