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Lower. Harder. Deeper.

November 18th, 2008 in How to, Music for..., S+E+X by lpcoverlover | 7 Comments

“Music to Massage Your Mate By”     With this “explicitly illustrated” “instruction” booklet!   Thinly discussed soft porn, smuggled into the house in a record sleeve.   (Funny, I used to have to smuggle records in!)   Doesn’t she looked thrilled.

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  1. #1 mrquizzical says:
    November 18th, 2008 at 10:44 pm

    It’s the dude’s shaggy sideburns, bad ‘stache, and especially the mesh tank top that does it for me!

  2. #2 Way Back Now! Lets Go... says:
    November 19th, 2008 at 2:14 am

    Don’t forget the sexy homemade “cut-offs”. (YUMMY!)

    Reminds me of Bert Reynolds. The guy, not the girl.

    You remember Bert, right? From famous films such as “Smokie and what’s his name?” and that “great” sporty flick called, “The Longest Foot”. No, wait. I think that one was a porno flick. You know…. with that dude ah… something Holmes? He was known for sporting something famous too.

  3. #3 belle says:
    November 19th, 2008 at 11:10 am

    this one could inaugurate the “incredibly sleazy” session…

  4. #4 audioexplorer says:
    November 23rd, 2008 at 10:38 pm

    I didn’t know that Burt Reynolds was a recording artist too.

  5. #5 Romartus says:
    November 30th, 2008 at 12:01 pm

    Perhaps the man who inspired Warren Beatty in ‘Shampoo’ ?? . He looks very weedy to be a masseur. Don’t they have well developed biceps ??

  6. #6 xevo says:
    April 12th, 2009 at 10:57 am

    And the girl looks like Drew Barrymore.. kind of.

  7. #7 cat says:
    May 25th, 2009 at 5:47 am

    Thats not Burt Reynolds – Burt has shoulders.

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