“Hello, Karen. Did you like the sweater I sent you?â€
Thanks to all who played along. Some funny ones! We liked this one from Tennessee Chris Chris, email us your size and address for your sweater, er, T-shirt.
(Don’t phone it in: Leave your best headline in the comments section here to win an LP Cover Lover T-Shirt. We’ll pick our favorite and you’ll be the envy of your friends, family and neighbors. (Deadline: Friday 5/14))
May 11th, 2010 at 4:26 pm
Hot, Mormon Phone Chat!
May 11th, 2010 at 5:02 pm
“I’ll blow myself up with this bomb if you won’t go out with me”
“That’s nice”
May 11th, 2010 at 5:03 pm
So how are things on the other side of the title strip?
May 11th, 2010 at 7:33 pm
Sorry ma’am, I don’t speak Portuguese and I don’t think I’d need another sweater if I did.
May 11th, 2010 at 7:35 pm
“I predict cordless phones in our future”
May 11th, 2010 at 7:37 pm
“Heeeeelllllllloooooo Baaaaabbbbyyyyy, It’s the Big Bop…er….uh, it’s Pablo…the kid with red sweater”.
May 11th, 2010 at 10:03 pm
Sounds Like Teen Spirit (Phone Sex)
May 12th, 2010 at 2:33 am
“Hello, Labour Party here –
You 2 timing Liberal whore!”
*Topical British humo(u)r
May 12th, 2010 at 7:55 am
“A wax mannequin of Betty White circa 1941? I simply must have 2.”
May 12th, 2010 at 8:26 am
“just think, one day we’ll do this on facebook”
May 12th, 2010 at 8:31 am
“Hello Lois. The world is about to END! …my suit back from the cleaners yet?”
May 12th, 2010 at 11:50 am
Have you seen the Beav?
May 12th, 2010 at 3:56 pm
“Golly, Margaret .. I’d love to go out dancing tonight, but I’m all tired out from wearing this heavy sweater all day. I need a nap .. And I think I hurt myself picking up this phone ..”
May 12th, 2010 at 4:14 pm
Senhor Cosby? Oh. Ola Adriana.
May 12th, 2010 at 7:19 pm
“It’s time we get HIP and order our LP Cover Lover T-shirts TODAY!”
May 12th, 2010 at 7:29 pm
“Hello, Karen. Did you like the sweater I sent you?”
May 12th, 2010 at 7:36 pm
Chicks dig guys who can hold their own phone.
May 12th, 2010 at 8:21 pm
These kids didn’t have ‘Twitter’ or ‘Facebook’. All they had were big, klunky phones that were heavy, and hard to sit on. AND THEY WERE THANKFUL TO HAVE THEM!!!!!
May 12th, 2010 at 11:20 pm
“How about going on a picnic? I’ll bring my hot dog and you bring your bun!”
May 12th, 2010 at 11:33 pm
“Every time I kiss you, I can taste what other men had for LUNCH!”
“You’re a mean lying nasty bitch from hell… but I THINK I LOVE YOU!!!”
O.K. I’ll stop now:-) R.I.P. Sam
May 13th, 2010 at 8:03 am
” Heh…Heh… ( deep breathing, moaning )… you nasty l’il bitch whadduya wearin’ ? Really ?! ME TOO !! “
May 13th, 2010 at 9:17 am
Is MIKE HUNT there?
May 13th, 2010 at 11:06 am
Can you hear my sweater now?
May 13th, 2010 at 2:19 pm
“…to the prom dressed like that?”
May 13th, 2010 at 2:46 pm
“Whoa, Nadine, honey is that you?”
May 13th, 2010 at 3:53 pm
Phone sex circa 1961.
May 14th, 2010 at 2:24 am
“Is your refrigerator running?”
May 14th, 2010 at 5:20 am
Hello, Vile Sweaters Anonymous?
May 14th, 2010 at 2:54 pm
Gotta admit, the winner was my favorite, too.
May 15th, 2010 at 11:03 pm
Hey, good one Chris! I can read it on that kid’s lips. Your are a GENIUS!!!