“My doctor said that drinking and smoking could be hazardous to my health. He was right! Last time while getting drunk, I tripped over the coffee table and nearly BROKE MY NECK! So, I decided to take my doctor’s advice… by REMOVING THE FURNITURE!” Oui???
July 18th, 2010 at 1:40 pm
This must’ve been the inspiration for Nick Lowe’s “Party of One.”
July 18th, 2010 at 3:08 pm
“I said Doc, it’s NO PROBLEM lowering my intake of booze and cigarettes.” “That’s why I’m doing it on the floor!”
July 18th, 2010 at 9:55 pm
No WAIT! Let me try again…
“You see folks, by on the floor… I can tell my doctor that I’ve lowered my intake of booze and cigarettes!”
Better??? Or does this one suck too? I don’t know… let’s see see if you can come up with one better! Si’ Si’??
July 19th, 2010 at 6:23 am
Roll ’em easy, Franck…
July 19th, 2010 at 9:54 am
That looks like a pretty uncomfortable position for smoking, pouring, and drinking. Doesn’t he have furniture?
July 19th, 2010 at 2:04 pm
“My doctor said that drinking and smoking could be hazardous to my health. He was right! Last time while getting drunk, I tripped over the coffee table and nearly BROKE MY NECK! So, I decided to take my doctor’s advice… by REMOVING THE FURNITURE!” Oui???
Hats off to Lemuel!