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Winner: “Just say no to crack”

October 30th, 2009 in Contest, Nudes by lpcoverlover | 39 Comments

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This cover is so great, they actually put the same full photo on the back as well.   No writing anywhere.     We might be asking for trouble, but there’s a free LP Cover Lover T-shirt for the best caption submitted by November 4th.

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  1. #1 Recordo Obscura says:
    October 31st, 2009 at 4:38 am

    I can make her writhe like that with a suggestive down-turned thumb just imagine what I could do to her with my upward seeking bojang.

  2. #2 BarelyFitz says:
    October 31st, 2009 at 6:31 am

    I do *not* like big buts, and I cannot lie.

  3. #3 SammyC says:
    October 31st, 2009 at 6:34 am

    Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
    I’m a woman’s man, no time to talk…
    Now everyone dance like Elaine on Seinfeld!

  4. #4 sRw says:
    October 31st, 2009 at 8:07 am

    wardrobe malfunction(s)!

  5. #5 J.J. Casale says:
    October 31st, 2009 at 10:28 am

    SHE AIN’T JAYLO !!

  6. #6 Drizzz says:
    October 31st, 2009 at 10:47 am

    Bum Rap!

  7. #7 Mac says:
    October 31st, 2009 at 1:27 pm

    Chocolate fondue.

  8. #8 "Dollar" Bill says:
    October 31st, 2009 at 2:04 pm

    http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs029.snc3/11661_167152715735_627380735_3147886_6755886_n.jpg

    Little Jack Horner
    Holds down his corner.
    Bitch ain’t got no
    shoes or clothes.
    Now,this ain’t funny
    but he takes all her money.
    and sniffs it up his nose.
    RRRRRRRAWWWW!

    with props to Melle Mel

  9. #9 AtomicHi-Fi says:
    October 31st, 2009 at 2:21 pm

    Pimps Up, Thumbs Down!

  10. #10 Way Back Now! Lets Go... says:
    October 31st, 2009 at 2:30 pm

    “Under My Thumb”

  11. #11 Way Back Now! Lets Go... says:
    October 31st, 2009 at 2:45 pm

    For you Dice fans…

    Little jack Horner sat in a corner
    Eating a pizza pie.
    He shit pepperoni,
    Then blew his friend Tony,
    And wiped his mouth on his tie.

  12. #12 Mike M. says:
    October 31st, 2009 at 3:45 pm

    This looks like how Fox News viewers see the President & First Lady,

  13. #13 mark p. says:
    October 31st, 2009 at 6:14 pm

    Didn’t I tell you to stay at your mama’s house while Blowfly was in town!?!

  14. #14 plasket says:
    October 31st, 2009 at 10:40 pm

    Thumbs down, ass up…

  15. #15 Steve Cameron says:
    October 31st, 2009 at 11:20 pm

    Down with Booty

  16. #16 Way Back Now! Lets Go... says:
    October 31st, 2009 at 11:31 pm

    “I get it Mike M.!”

    How about…

    “This is the first time that I have been proud of my country!”

  17. #17 Way Back Now! Lets Go... says:
    November 1st, 2009 at 12:41 am

    “Black folk desperate for a cab in New York City”

  18. #18 johnny dollar says:
    November 1st, 2009 at 6:33 pm

    you gotta wash your ass

  19. #19 calzone! says:
    November 1st, 2009 at 7:34 pm

    Down with People!

  20. #20 calzone! says:
    November 1st, 2009 at 7:38 pm

    “Pimp My RIde” Sndtrk

  21. #21 calzone! says:
    November 1st, 2009 at 7:40 pm

    black is black, I want my baby back.

  22. #22 SpaceMonkey says:
    November 1st, 2009 at 9:11 pm

    Just say “no” to ‘crack’.

  23. #23 DAN-MAFERrecords says:
    November 2nd, 2009 at 8:33 am

    This is an ULTRA BEAUTIFUL GIRL !!!!!!!!!!!

  24. #24 mike berneathy says:
    November 2nd, 2009 at 10:50 am

    “Under My Bad-Ass Mutherfuckin’ Thumb, Biotch”

    By Daddy Was a Rollin’ God Damn Stone

  25. #25 Scotty G. says:
    November 2nd, 2009 at 1:12 pm

    Black Jack says “No” to Crack (though in my opinion, his verdict is wack)

  26. #26 Brian Phillips says:
    November 2nd, 2009 at 2:51 pm

    From the album, “What Up, Tiger Lily”:

    Hello.
    Welcome to this Album Cover.
    If you are looking at the fellow in the suit, instead of the woman, you are either in need of
    mental help, or you need to have your eyes checked.

    E
    fptoz
    ……..

  27. #27 Zapple100 says:
    November 2nd, 2009 at 4:23 pm

    I can get this thumb in on the first try.

  28. #28 Eggs1234 says:
    November 2nd, 2009 at 7:19 pm

    It’s a shame when pimps throw away a perfectly good naked black woman like that.

  29. #29 Eric says:
    November 2nd, 2009 at 7:40 pm

    Sexual Chocolate

  30. #30 Way Back Now! Lets Go... says:
    November 2nd, 2009 at 11:25 pm

    “Banana Split With Nuts”

  31. #31 Patrick says:
    November 3rd, 2009 at 2:22 am

    GET UPPA !

  32. #32 johnny dollar says:
    November 3rd, 2009 at 6:13 pm

    [november 4th is my birthday, so i should win] ;D

  33. #33 nadnerb says:
    November 4th, 2009 at 8:00 am

    PWNED!

  34. #34 lpcoverlover says:
    November 4th, 2009 at 10:59 am

    SpaceMonkey takes the title! Thanks to all who played along.

  35. #35 SpaceMonkey says:
    November 8th, 2009 at 12:11 am

    Cool, thanks! I’ve shot you an email with my info…

  36. #36 yayo says:
    November 8th, 2009 at 4:27 am

    Ass you wish!

  37. #37 eastcoastbyatch says:
    November 12th, 2009 at 2:30 pm

    wow…some of these are hilarious. Under my thumb….” and “Black folk, cab ride” the best. great stuff!

  38. #38 romanito says:
    June 17th, 2011 at 3:30 am

    hello, I found this picture on the back of a Pierre BLAIN’s LP “Y Su Cadenzia y Salsa”, a french caribean singer. french press 1980, Marshall Records

  39. #39 ~Red x Baron~ says:
    June 19th, 2011 at 8:16 am

    But she has a nice… SMILE? Almost as erotic as the 70s Ohio Players ‘HONEY’ cover!

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