September 9th, 2009 in
Crazy Xians, Outer Space and Rockets, Preachin' by
“Visitors From Outer Space – What Saith the Lord?” A sermon by Reverend Bill Riddick
Frankly, I’d rather be kidnapped by the traditional aliens, withe the long heads and weird black eyes. Ewww!!
Yes… we’d like you to take a look at our saucer please.
It’s time for its annual zillion mile service check up.
…You mean this ISN’T “Oil Can Henry’s”??!!
As in Riddick-ulous?
what are those things? mummy crab-people? “crab people…crab people…taste like crab…talk like people…”
If that’s Louisiana they landed in, they might end up boiled in a pot with some cayenne pepper, potatoes and corncobs. After you boil ‘em, dump ‘em on a picnic table covered with newspapers, and it’s good eatin’ I gar-ron-tee!
I’d rather take an alien anal probe than listen to this
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