September 9th, 2009 in Crazy Xians, Outer Space and Rockets, Preachin' by lpcoverlover | 6 Comments
“Visitors From Outer Space – What Saith the Lord?” A sermon by Reverend Bill Riddick
Frankly, I’d rather be kidnapped by the traditional aliens, withe the long heads and weird black eyes. Ewww!!
Yes… we’d like you to take a look at our saucer please. It’s time for its annual zillion mile service check up.
…You mean this ISN’T “Oil Can Henry’s”??!!
As in Riddick-ulous?
what are those things? mummy crab-people? “crab people…crab people…taste like crab…talk like people…”
If that’s Louisiana they landed in, they might end up boiled in a pot with some cayenne pepper, potatoes and corncobs. After you boil ‘em, dump ‘em on a picnic table covered with newspapers, and it’s good eatin’ I gar-ron-tee!
I’d rather take an alien anal probe than listen to this
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September 9th, 2009 at 2:40 pm
Frankly, I’d rather be kidnapped by the traditional aliens, withe the long heads and weird black eyes. Ewww!!
September 10th, 2009 at 5:59 am
Yes… we’d like you to take a look at our saucer please.
It’s time for its annual zillion mile service check up.
…You mean this ISN’T “Oil Can Henry’s”??!!
September 10th, 2009 at 12:46 pm
As in Riddick-ulous?
September 10th, 2009 at 3:41 pm
what are those things? mummy crab-people? “crab people…crab people…taste like crab…talk like people…”
September 10th, 2009 at 5:03 pm
If that’s Louisiana they landed in, they might end up boiled in a pot with some cayenne pepper, potatoes and corncobs. After you boil ‘em, dump ‘em on a picnic table covered with newspapers, and it’s good eatin’ I gar-ron-tee!
November 6th, 2010 at 10:28 am
I’d rather take an alien anal probe than listen to this