“Did you trade my loincloth for a monkey?”
“Jungla” by Leo Soto on Musart.
Thanks to everyone that joined in the fun and suggested titles. Lots of funny ones, but we liked this one best that came in from Lp cover lover Christian, who’s won an Lp Cover Lover T-shirt courtesy of The Vinyl District!
(Our friends at The Vinyl District are sponsoring today’s search for the best caption to the above album cover. Win a men’s or woman’s LP Cover Lover T-shirt courtesy of The Vinyl District, an awesome site for music lovers and record afficiandos like you and me! Send in your best caption to the “comments” section. We’ll be posting the winning title here and at http://vinyldistrict.blogspot.com/ on Friday, And yes, that’s a little monkey in the bushes.)
(75 votes, average: 4.15 out of 5)
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January 10th, 2009 at 1:02 pm
me tarzan, you … horny ?
January 10th, 2009 at 4:58 pm
“Hello, my name is Morris Day. Are you familiar with ‘Jungle Love’?”
Oh-wee-oh-wee-oh
January 11th, 2009 at 12:47 am
Poison ivy ?…you’re SURE ?
January 11th, 2009 at 9:00 am
“Want to spank my monkey?”
January 11th, 2009 at 5:10 pm
“You can remove your leaves, but the monkey has to keep his crotch covered!”
January 12th, 2009 at 1:10 am
(Rephrase)
All God’s “critters” need some lovin’, Miss Elly.
January 12th, 2009 at 7:25 am
“This is Hans, my helper monkey. He’ll be joining us.”
January 12th, 2009 at 11:02 am
Lump at first sight.
January 12th, 2009 at 12:45 pm
“Say, is that a bushmaster in your loincloth or are you just happy to see me?”
January 12th, 2009 at 1:16 pm
From Jungle with Love!
January 12th, 2009 at 1:59 pm
“What kind of tricks can your monkey do?”
January 12th, 2009 at 4:01 pm
Him to her:
‘Bet you’ve seen a cock-o-two lady?’
‘Wanna stroke my cheeky Probiscus?’
Her to him:
‘I say local boy, it gets rather warm and moist down in the bush, does it not?”
Her (thinking):
“Wait til he sees the size of the fuckin’ gorilla I’ve got on the end of this rope.”
January 12th, 2009 at 4:49 pm
“OK; as long as my chaperone can come along too.”
January 12th, 2009 at 7:37 pm
Monkey to the parrot: “They’re such animals. Let’s get out of here.”
January 12th, 2009 at 8:06 pm
“Pardon me, have you seen my monkey? No, really….”
or
“Does this jungle make my ass look big?”
or
“Are you thinking what I’m thinking?”
“Absolutely… the yellow walls simply do not work with the jungle decor.”
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January 13th, 2009 at 12:42 am
Look cowboy… that better not be my Tarzan back there swingin’ on your vine.
January 13th, 2009 at 10:28 am
“Your tree or mine?”
January 13th, 2009 at 10:29 am
“You didn’t tell me you had children.”
January 13th, 2009 at 10:36 am
“Jane, would you grab me a new roll please?”
January 13th, 2009 at 11:05 am
No woman can resist the charms of Leo Soto and his sexy, swinging jungle room.
January 13th, 2009 at 11:13 am
“For Swingers Only”
January 13th, 2009 at 11:18 am
“I’ve decided to turn over a new leaf.”
January 13th, 2009 at 11:20 am
When you’re finished dear, you can take out the garbage.
January 13th, 2009 at 3:32 pm
Me Tarzan…you H O T ! !
January 14th, 2009 at 10:20 am
What exactly do you mean, “your viburnum has downy mildew”?
January 14th, 2009 at 12:47 pm
Did you trade my loincloth for a monkey?
January 14th, 2009 at 12:57 pm
My nail polish? Oh, it’s just the dried blood one thousand smoky jungle frogs. Don’t you love it?
January 14th, 2009 at 2:03 pm
Her: You can’t get pregnant if you’re already pregnant can you?
Him: From an ape? …I don’t think so.
January 15th, 2009 at 1:50 pm
Excuse me sir, I seem to have lost my Bongos. Care to help me feel around for them?
January 15th, 2009 at 4:58 pm
“Sir, you should either go or leave the bush.”
“We have heard some complaints about a monkey being spanked, what do you have to say on your behalf?”
January 16th, 2009 at 12:21 pm
Grin and Parrot, baby. Grin and Parrot.
January 16th, 2009 at 8:35 pm
“Yeah, I did trade your loincloth for that monkey.
… and guess what I traded for that parrot.” 😉
Congratulations Lp cover lover Christian!
I hope they send you those neat stickers and postcards too.
They’rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre GREAT!
January 27th, 2009 at 1:53 pm
Thanks guys!!!
September 18th, 2009 at 8:13 am
33 Comments and no “jungle fever” reference. Amazing.
November 13th, 2013 at 7:09 pm
“Sheena hate to tell you, but those leaves poison ivy…”