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Suites for my sweet

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Tchaikowsky on the Brazilian Masterpiece label. The International Symphony Orchestra Conducted by Alexandre Schnederhann.

“How can one express the indefinable sensations that one experiences while writing an instrumental composition that has no definite subject? It is a purely lyrical process. It is a musical confession of the soul, which unburdens itself through sounds just as a lyric poet expresses himself through poetry… As the poet Heine said, ‘Where words leave off, music begins.’ ” Piotr Ilyich Tchaikowsky

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Phono sex

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“Barbara…Many Nights of Pure Pleasure” “Never Before! Sexciting, Satirical, Erotic Drama and Dialogue…!” “Rated XXX” “Sex!! Language with Red Hot Action!” “Warning: Sexual Recording of an Adult Nature. This Album is not intended for minors and under no circumstances are they to hear it or possess it.”

“I don’t care if it’s a man or a woman I’m in bed with, so long as we have sex.” And so starts the bizarre story of Barbara, a prostitute, initiated into her licentious life by forced sex with her father at the age of 12. Listen to the detailed account of her life story, told in full dramatization by a highly experienced cast.”

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Bench warmer

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This is part of a series of records on the French Fontana label that feature the drawings of the french pin-up illustrator Alain Aslan.

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Enhanced stereo

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“Sounds Electronic” Devised by Dan Hill. 1966.

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Eyes on the prize

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Johnny Sex “12 Sexsellers” on OJEE.

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Some body is happy

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Brasil Em Cha Cha Cha.   Copacabana Records.   That Bacardi is good shit!

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To be cropped

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Chucha La Loca “Una Chucha Gorda”! Chucha 104 Can you love just half a cover?

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Shafted

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“Shaftman” Rated X. From the cover: “Take a trip to Soultown, USA. with this hard-pumping, lip-biting divorce detective, hired to put the screws to his client’s wife. Listen to the action-packed dramatization as you are taken through the streets and by-ways of Harlem, in this bold, ball-busting, private dick thriller.”

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Ou-eee-ou-ah-ah, bing-bang,

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walla-walla, bing-bang.   African Witch Doctor Chants.

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One on Juan

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Juan Polanco Meregues Dominicanos Cymbal Records

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