From the peanut gallery
Anyone up for a good ELEPHANT JOKE!? Just ask Betty Marnell, Higgins & Lord Willoughby or Bob Manchel “Elephant Jokes” on Rosco Records Includes my faves “Safari Nice Elephant,” “My Husband THE elephant” and “Stop Me If You’ve Herd This”. By the way, “How do you stop an elephant from charging?” Hmmmm?
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July 24th, 2011 at 8:21 am
take away his visa?
July 25th, 2011 at 7:15 pm
Take away its credit card.
July 27th, 2011 at 5:12 pm
Kill it?
July 27th, 2011 at 9:22 pm
I think I got a better one…
“How do you stop an elephant from humpin’ on your leg?”
July 27th, 2011 at 9:25 pm
“What is mostly grey… large… hairy and comes by the quart?”
July 28th, 2011 at 4:57 am
Went to the zoo and no elephants were out. I threw peanuts into their water hole surroundings and asked the attendant, “Where are the elephants?” He said its mating season inside. I said, “The elephants won’t even come out for peanuts?” Then his response was, “Would you?!”
August 5th, 2011 at 10:10 pm
“I once shot an elephant in my pajamas.”
I’m sure everybody already knows the next sentence.