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Hands touching hands

January 21st, 2010 in Hands, Help Wanted, S+E+X by lpcoverlover | 7 Comments

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“US”   A self-help album for married couples from the “Family Enrichment Bureau”.   Lectures by author (“The Male Mystique”) and Bureau Director Urban Steinmetz

Side 1:   “Married Life”   ( Marriage has five stages.   The honeymoon stage; disillusionment; misery; the time of awakening; and the time of love.)

Side 2:   “The Many Meanings of Sexual Intercourse”   (“Sex is never the problem in a marriage.   It’s just the experience where all our other problems seem to come into focus.”)

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  1. #1 Paula says:
    January 21st, 2010 at 7:58 am

    Wow, those are some old wrinkly hands…I’m not sure I wanna think about people that old having sex!! lol

  2. #2 Way Back Now! Lets Go... says:
    January 21st, 2010 at 8:42 am

    “Need a hand. lady?”

    …Mr. & Mrs. Thing???

  3. #3 Brian Phillips says:
    January 21st, 2010 at 10:13 am

    Well, if it helped the Wozniaks…

  4. #4 sRw says:
    January 21st, 2010 at 11:11 am

    those are two ugly hands…

  5. #5 Scotty G. says:
    January 22nd, 2010 at 11:06 am

    Put your hand in the hand of the man…

  6. #6 sRw says:
    January 22nd, 2010 at 11:46 am

    i haven’t seen anything like that woman’s hand since “the werewolf”

  7. #7 ~Red x Baron~ says:
    January 23rd, 2010 at 7:57 am

    The Adams Family’s Cousin It used to say about family member Thing…
    \Manual sex isn’t too bad?\ And if it’s too cold outside baby… simply wear gloves – or a glove? Back to raising our heat thermostat during this obvious GLOBAL WARMING wonderful time of the New Year.

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